toot

Toot is the noise made when a person blows their car horn
Many motorists give a toot on the horn, and wave of the hand, when driving through a main street in a country market town if they spot a friend.
by St. Ias December 28, 2005
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Toot

A slang word for flatulance. Is mostly used by mothers of toddlers or young children, chicago gangsters of the '20's, and Cleopatra when adressing Julius Caesar's farts as they sounded that of a fog horn.
"Oh no! Johnny didn't just toot he went boom-boom in his diaper," said soccer mom Jill to soccer mom Rachel.
by Oedipus-Rex July 01, 2011
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Toot

I just tooted and it smells horrible!!!!
by Poo Muncher May 06, 2007
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Toot

A rancid smelling gas that comes from your butt. Also known as a fart; but toot is the less nasty sounding word.

Gas emerging from your bum that often sounds like "preeee" or "brauuump".
I heard my cat toot, and knew it was time to evacuate the room.
by Kailie April 26, 2004
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toot

A gaseous discharge consisting of methane and hydrogen sulfide that when expelled, produced a sound like that of a horn.
Do you really need an example? Well, ok.
/leans...*HOOOOOONK!*
by BlastMaster September 21, 2003
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Toots!!!

T-O-O-T-S EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!! Is a term duely noted for an extreme case of cuteness!!! When there is 1-10 point chart, he hits an 11!! Its better than being anyones "baby". Its that that kinda word that describes someone that u LOVE from the inside out. You stutter to trip over words when u talk to him. He just makes u dizzy with hearts in your eyes. Thank god u have him with u!!!! Dont forget to tell him
TOOTS!!!is like Tootsie candy, sweet like candy
by Boujionthebeach April 15, 2021
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Toot

The guy on the server who is online the most, who speedruns to MEE6 Level bot faster than light, also a nice person.
Likes to eat ramen with badgers inside his house while in a tent.
Person 1: Did you hear, Toot crossed level 50 again.
Person 2: I'm surprised it took him this long.
by TheCoolerGodzilla May 21, 2021
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