moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

moose toots by MrThickness March 9, 2017

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boots toots

When something matches or exceeds expectations in a Canadian way.

Riley harvested his latest batch of maple syrup, it was the boots toots.

boots toots by PowerlineTech December 16, 2017

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P-toots

That to, or pertaining to:
-Prostitutes
-Farts
-Breasts
-Adjective form ("You're being a real p-toot right now")
-Foreign food
-Expletive ("Awww, p-toots!")
-A way of life.

These Indian p-toots taste like ash and ketchup

P-toots by Smoove D November 26, 2010

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skoogle toots

1. The male version of a "qweef". 2. The male equivalent to skittle tits

1. Jason skoogle tooted in her face right before he came.

2. He hates on her skittle tits, but he should spend some time working on his own skoogle toots.

skoogle toots by MannaDing February 8, 2017