The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
by yorrick hunt January 6, 2008
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A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".
Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.
by Telephony November 20, 2010
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Form of sexual gratification using ones tougue to lick anothers anus
I love bum tonguing , shitter licking is the best, yummy
by mitch00uk March 27, 2015
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when you eat too many shitty sugar candies and your tongue hurts afterwards
Man, I love those Sweethearts, but they give me such bad candy tongue!
by G.G. February 14, 2008
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when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.
Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue

Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue

Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?
by lizardtongue October 9, 2019
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A condom type device which slips over the tongue to protect from and prevent transmittable oral genital diseases. Available in ribbed, forked, and extendable models.
Immediately upon discovering her cluster of vaginal warts, I donned by tongue sleeve and went down on her fully protected.
by Som ting Wong May 3, 2018
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