Tom Mon 

A man with a small penis-------------------------**
A man without a badongis------------------------**
The name of a kid with a small weiner----------**
A homosexual--------------------------------------**
You call someone this if they seem to be gay---**
He likes buttsecks like a monster-----------------**
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This guy is a serious Tom Mon because he had buttsecks with his bike last night.

Tom Mon by Cock-a-doodle-weiner-boner November 3, 2010

Tom Martin-ed 

Tom Martin is when you get your mom to make ice cubes of breast milk to give to your brother for his birthday.

"Did you get Jimmy anything for his birthday yet?"
"Yeah he got Tom Martin-ed"

Tom Martin-ed by Dmoeded February 24, 2012

Tom Morello 

a new guitar hero 'god' for today. This guy was in Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave and has been in supergroup rap-rock bands, session appearances and solo. He is WHACK and innovative. He can make his guitar sound like everything from whistling, turntable scratching, a vacuum cleaner, a Moog synthesizer, R2-D2 and more! he is NUTS! After the passing of Eddie Van Halen in 2020, he and Mdou Moctar now carry the torch of guitar gods for guitar 'geek' hobbyists to learn from. Rock'n'roll FOREVER!

1. In 2014 i saw Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band for the third time. Since Little Steven Van Zandt was contracted to play on the 'Sopranos' TV show, Tom Morello subbed in. During the usual band member introductions Bruce gives, he mentioned Tom Morello and Tom played a totally crazy wild electrifying freaky guitar solo like you've never seen. And he made it look so EASY.

2. I saw Eddie Van Halen (RIP) in 1986, Tom Morello in 2014 and Nigerien guitarist Mdou Moctar in 2019. Three of the greatest guitarists of my life. An if you don't know about the latter one yet, you will.

Tom Morello by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022

Tom MacDonald 

A lyrical genius who turned the majority of the American’s thought’s into words… We appreciate you Tom!!! Also we love you just as much Nova!!!

Tom MacDonald says “Fuck The System” and I completely agree!

Tom MacDonald by RaeRae0420 May 22, 2022

Tom MacDonald 

A good rapper who says the truth about shit.he don't lie

Idiot: bro tom macdonald is a terrible rapper

Me: shut the fuck up he fucked ur mom

Tom MacDonald by IUHFYGC May 17, 2022

tom morrello 

'Radical' guitarist with Rage Against The Machine.
Used the guitar as a 'sampler', in that he could make it go 'woo woo' like a siren. Then proceded to use pedals and feedback to make pretty unimpressive noises.
Wore a cap that said 'Commie', which juxtaposed with the millions of dollar he earnt from three albums etc with RATM. His comments that his band signed to Epic was because they wanted to destroy the machine from the inside, was obviously very naive bullshit.
Now with a very bland, unadventurous, Middle Of The Road band called Audioslave.
Tom ruled on the first RATM album, what he was doing was unheard of before, even the follow up was incredibly different.
Used long words in interviews to sound intellegent.

Tom Morrello says "The youth feel disenfranchised..." or something

tom morrello by SMiek May 11, 2006

tom-man 

A female that was a tomboy as a little girl and is now a grown-ass woman hence Tom-man butch

she was such a tomboy growing up, i'd knew she'd turn out to be a tom-man

tom-man by TopDyke August 12, 2007