fuck my face

An exclamation.

A sillier substitution for 'Oh my goodness', 'Goodness me', 'I say', 'My word', 'Well I never', etc. Nice with a British-ish accent but can also be used for 'Gee' and 'Wow', etc.

Fuck my face! It's enormous!

by frezley September 1, 2010

poop on my face

A term used when you hate your life and can't take life anymore.

Skye screamed "POOP ON MY FACE MOM!!!" When her mother told her to make her bed.

by Jacklover22 September 15, 2013

niggas in my face

A widely used term that can be meant for many occassionas as in : hello,how are you,who are you,what is this?, really? etc etc. There are no limitations to the term "niggas in my face"

Yo dustin,i think there is someone in the backyard
There is?....YO! Niggas in my face!!!

Hey man,you wanna smoke this B?
A b? niggas in my face!!!

by brinkman2310 April 16, 2008

Wearing my face

Kiss,snog,make out

Dude...she was all over me, she was practically wearing my face

by Carlosoil September 29, 2017

putting my face on

Putting on makeup

Boy: What is taking so long? We have to be there in 10 minutes.
Girl: Why don't you calm the fuck down! I'm putting my face on.

by catfish2124 September 19, 2013

place on my face

to give or receive cunnilingus or fellatio- eat pussy or give a blow job

"My gf put her place on my face last night and I sent her to heaven".

by PBG April 23, 2008

cum on my face

A phrase typically used in pornos where one partner (hopefully a woman) desires the other to explode their load on to their face.

Yes!...oh Cum On My Face.

by Apple Sauce Q January 12, 2016