When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.
Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.
by AK_Jew March 8, 2011
When an attractive woman or man is the heir to a dynasty, an empire or has a family with a large business and/or is well connected so that they will most likely have a variety of resources both social and financial. A way to say to I'd hit that, but with a greater level of commitment. They are attractive and rich, but also seem like marriage material. A way to marry into money, opportunities, make connections or achieve fame.
Guy1: "Dude, our waitress is really pretty"
Guy2: "I know, and her parents own the entire chain of these Chinese restaurants.
Guy1: "I'd marry into that."
Guy2: "I know, and her parents own the entire chain of these Chinese restaurants.
Guy1: "I'd marry into that."
by calvinke November 17, 2010
The redundant sex that results after several years of marriage. It is not necessarily bad, just boring. You know she likes "this" and she knows you like "that" so all you do is "this and that". There tends to be no deviation from the set pattern after several years and all foreplay disappears. Undress, lie down, hump (only 1-2 positions allowable), and done.
Me: "I wanted to 69 with the wife last night and get out the ropes but all I got was married sex."
Friend: "Bummer, man. That must have been boring!"
Friend: "Bummer, man. That must have been boring!"
by married man May 11, 2009
by Twin of Henry Rollins June 30, 2014
Marry Sue
Sueish
A book that has a main character that is emotionless, and really has not found a place in the story or identity.
# Sueish- MC's
Undeveloped person to the point of cliche.
Sueish
A book that has a main character that is emotionless, and really has not found a place in the story or identity.
# Sueish- MC's
Undeveloped person to the point of cliche.
Oh my- I was mortified said Marry Sue being Sueish- Marry was lost looking into his eyes- seeing his perfect everything, holding in her breath, and to dumb to remember to breathe.
by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018
The disperse of marriage over the internet. Created when two people over the internet agree on marrying one another.
by Girlyyyy December 8, 2009
David isn't joining us for the game because he wants to spend time with his wife. He's super-married.
by alxdr August 19, 2009