monster

a piece of shit that is over 9 inches in length and atleast 3 inches wide, or a piece of shit that weighs over 5.5 pounds (lbs.)

I just crapped out an absolute monster! I literally had the toilet bowl filled to the rim!

by weeble wobble January 14, 2005

Monster

A potent, tasty, liquid concoction of caffeine, sugar or sugar substitutes, taurine among other strange and harder to pronounce substances. Often gives the drinker a rush of energy, and an all-around good feeling but leaves them with an epic crash. Comes in many great flavors including Khaos, Assault, locarb and even Java varieties. To some its addictive as crack.

Me:Dude that guy is all strung out on Monsters, I think that's his third one today.

John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).

by monsterluver March 30, 2009

monster

The fucking ugliest fatest girl. Thinks people like her. Likes the biggest hick in school. And luckily cleans up well.

Jessica is a monster

by Monster hater February 22, 2005

monster

A creature from yorkshire that only drinks carlsberg and is always on a sexual rampage

Monster was out dipping his dong in the bitches with his can of carlsberg special brew close to his lips

by Mike Simpkins January 3, 2007

monster

the aids.

lashiwana got the monster from suckin too much cock....

by Lucas July 4, 2004

monster

huge dick

derek is a monster

by ela December 22, 2003

Monster

a person who temporarily separates from a significant other in order to develop a similar relationship with another.

That guy is a monster, I can't believe he did that to his wife.

by eggrollthebest June 24, 2016