A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.
Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.
by sarcastic May 29, 2004
Get the go away or I will replace you with a simple shell scriptmug. Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.
I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!
by Elitist January 02, 2004
Get the go away or I will replace you with a simple shell scriptmug. Some phrase made by a geek who probably had a moment of inspiration while masturbating toTux the Linux penguin mascot.
Geek: I've got an idea! I'll tell the n00bs to go away before I replace them with a simple shell script. That'll teach them. Damn this hand lotion rocks!
by FreeBSD user June 22, 2004
Get the go away or I will replace you with a simple shell scriptmug. Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
by Rufymonkeyd February 07, 2020
Get the Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.mug. by peteywheats March 23, 2021
Get the Knob and Tube Replacementmug. Noun
1. Characterized by a strong aversion to one's own ethnic group, often accompanied by a desire to see it supplanted by populations from developing nations.
2. Adhering fervently to leftist, woke, or globalist ideologies that promote such replacement or cultural displacement.
1. Characterized by a strong aversion to one's own ethnic group, often accompanied by a desire to see it supplanted by populations from developing nations.
2. Adhering fervently to leftist, woke, or globalist ideologies that promote such replacement or cultural displacement.
- The politician's use of replacism sparked heated debates about national identity and immigration.
- Critics accused the activist of replacism, claiming their rhetoric undermined their own community's heritage.
- Critics accused the activist of replacism, claiming their rhetoric undermined their own community's heritage.
by AngloHP July 08, 2025
Get the Replacismmug. A single girl that is friends with a boy who's in a relationship. When the boy’s girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. In extreme cases he might call this girl mommy and even block her when he's hanging out with his girlfriend. If he blocks her he will immediately unblock her when he is no longer with his actual girlfriend.
Drew(drunk calls Lauren): “My girlfriend is asleep so I called you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”
by Pudgy Monkey December 06, 2023
Get the Replacement Girlfriendmug.