The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...
PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.
(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.
(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish November 29, 2008
Position on the defense, specifically d-line. Usually really big, at or above 6'2" and 270 lbs. Don't get much recognition unless they are a superstar, like if they get a lot of sacks or pass deflections, or picks, or very rarely, pick 6's. They are responsible for plugging up the holes so running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. Often mistaken for an easy job. They handle the grunt work so the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good. Numbered usually from 60 to 79 or 90 to 99.
by KaosK.J.Tuck November 13, 2021
A position on the Defensive Line in football. There are usually two of them. Their jobs are to close up holes so the running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. They are usually over 270 pounds and are like at or over 6'2". Really underrated, don't get much recognition unless they get a lot of sacks, pass deflections, and/or interceptions or pick 6's. Most people don't want to do it because they want a glory position, or the think it is too easy. But the D-tackles do the dirty work so that the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good
by KaosK.J.Tuck November 13, 2021
A person (generally a law enforcement officer) who has an affinity for firearms and other assorted personal weapons and takes great pleasure in the deployment of same.
(From the Police Academy movie series)
(From the Police Academy movie series)
by Maggot January 9, 2004
a sex strategy where a women bends down as in to take is doggy style and the man roughly 10 to 15 feet away takes a running start and tackles said women. the goal is to penetrate the women's vagina with his penis before you fall to the ground or hurt yourself. You have to TACKLE her BOX.
Sarah "How was your night last night Gina?"
Gina "It was okay until Frank tackle boxed me."
Sarah "Aw man!"
Gina "Yea, now my vagina is broken"
Gina "It was okay until Frank tackle boxed me."
Sarah "Aw man!"
Gina "Yea, now my vagina is broken"
by Teaches of Peaches February 18, 2008
Street game invented by P-23, Shawthing n Bizzy B From Plymouth, Devon, England, UK.
Tackle Ball full contact version basketball, but dribbling is not allways necessary. Contact tackling is not permitted the scoring area!
The hoop is on a cage rather than just a back board, making it possible to cage rebound passing. Tackle Ball permits you to go back court.
Tackle Ball is a three or five player sport, the 3 positions are: shotcaller (allowed to kick aswell as throw) who generally plays deep defence, speed demon (winger, fast and throws lots of rebound shots) free role, defends and attacks constantly (2 speed demons in 5 man matches) and finisher (guy who generally scores most points an whose aim is to finish off plays) plays up the field most of the time but does defend if called upon (also 2 of these in a 5 man match)
Tackle Ball has plays of 30 seconds long in which they must finish a play, if not a turn over is granted to the other team. Tackle Ball is a free role game so even when a player is tackled the game carries on unless seriously injuries ocure on the field!
Point scoring system generally the same as basket ball, but 2 pointers can be risked, a free shot is taken from the 3 point line, if scored the team gets 3 points if missed they only get 1 rather than the original 2 points.
Tackle Ball full contact version basketball, but dribbling is not allways necessary. Contact tackling is not permitted the scoring area!
The hoop is on a cage rather than just a back board, making it possible to cage rebound passing. Tackle Ball permits you to go back court.
Tackle Ball is a three or five player sport, the 3 positions are: shotcaller (allowed to kick aswell as throw) who generally plays deep defence, speed demon (winger, fast and throws lots of rebound shots) free role, defends and attacks constantly (2 speed demons in 5 man matches) and finisher (guy who generally scores most points an whose aim is to finish off plays) plays up the field most of the time but does defend if called upon (also 2 of these in a 5 man match)
Tackle Ball has plays of 30 seconds long in which they must finish a play, if not a turn over is granted to the other team. Tackle Ball is a free role game so even when a player is tackled the game carries on unless seriously injuries ocure on the field!
Point scoring system generally the same as basket ball, but 2 pointers can be risked, a free shot is taken from the 3 point line, if scored the team gets 3 points if missed they only get 1 rather than the original 2 points.
by PIMP Bizzy December 21, 2006
by payneeb July 22, 2008