After extreme vaginal intercourse your girl queefs so hard cum splatters all over everything, representing a snowstorm.
"Brooooo I totally got Iowan Snowstorm 'ed by Melissa last night!
"Ewwwww! Are you okay?!"
"Yeah man, it was great!"
"Ewwwww! Are you okay?!"
"Yeah man, it was great!"
by Mantine December 1, 2017
This is what happens when you get a really bad sunburn and the dead skin flakes off when you rub the affected area, hence giving the appearance of a miniature snowstorm.
"Duuude, check this out!! It's a sunburn snowstorm!"
"Don't do that here! You're getting that crap all over my bed!"
"Don't do that here! You're getting that crap all over my bed!"
by Uncle Dad August 10, 2008
by theboinker August 20, 2009
This is a trick word: it sounds like it could be some kinky sexual position, but really it's just a funny way to trick your friends.
Trick sexual positions are not limited to this combination of words, however. Any combination of a 3 syllable word followed by a 2 syllable word will work (e.g. 1), or 4 and 2 (e.g. 2), or 4 and 1 (e.g. 3), but NEVER 3 and 3 or 4 and 3.
Trick sexual positions are not limited to this combination of words, however. Any combination of a 3 syllable word followed by a 2 syllable word will work (e.g. 1), or 4 and 2 (e.g. 2), or 4 and 1 (e.g. 3), but NEVER 3 and 3 or 4 and 3.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a Kentucky Snowstorm last night!
Guy 2: Yeah? Well I gave yo mama a Kentucky Snowstorm!
Guy 1: Joke's on you, asshole! There isn't such a thing as a Kentucky Snowstorm!
Guy 2: *sighs with shame*
Examples of other trick sexual positions:
1.Navajo Sunrise
2.Hungarian Chainsaw
3.Bavarian Jig
Guy 2: Yeah? Well I gave yo mama a Kentucky Snowstorm!
Guy 1: Joke's on you, asshole! There isn't such a thing as a Kentucky Snowstorm!
Guy 2: *sighs with shame*
Examples of other trick sexual positions:
1.Navajo Sunrise
2.Hungarian Chainsaw
3.Bavarian Jig
by Power69 July 16, 2008
When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.
Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?
by Bunsack McGoo November 19, 2007
A black Jamacian girl blows a guy, then when he comes in her mouth, she holds it in her mouth then sprays it all over his face. Kinky......................
Jamacian chick lips quivering as she sprays Jamacians cum that she just swallowed all over his face........
****************JAMACIAN SNOWSTORM*************
****************JAMACIAN SNOWSTORM*************
by grogmonster January 8, 2012
I just came in Stacey’s ass and she farted it back onto my face. Best Alaskan Snowstorm I’ve ever receive.
by Cumpie68 June 27, 2018