When someone does something completely out of context and diverts the attention to themselves negatively.
yo hes smearing out right now, he just bit the bogey in half and now he is humping the floor...in front of all these chicks
by Omniscient Bystander December 14, 2010
To wipe with a gurgling, strained and pathetic force your penis head across a womans depressed vagina lips, there in lies the pinkedness, whilst looking her in the eyes in a non impressed manner and assuming she wants to sleep on the loveseat afterwards due to the fact you don't drive, cant get her home and sleep on a couch yourself.
by vegamite spread. July 18, 2012
The act of smearing chapstick over a lightglobe, turning it on, and watching it melt. Done by people with no life and too much chapstick. Mainly sugar-high teens
by Mullac February 29, 2008
A never ending ass wipe job. No matter how many wipes, the paper still is smeared. It’s undaunting. One never really feels fully clean after a hot smear.
My ass is all itchy today. I had a Hot smear this morning and haven’t feel right since.
After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.
I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.
After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.
I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2018
The bloody stain left on a road from plowing into a deer at 60 mph. Usually accompanied with a puddle of antifreeze and may or may not include skid marks
Joe: Did you see that deer smear on hwy 51?
Jim: Yeah, guy must have been going about 70 when he hit that.
Jim: Yeah, guy must have been going about 70 when he hit that.
by madmike1066 August 28, 2009
what happens after a mexican dinner
by seximexi October 9, 2003
Usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of shit often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.
There were fresh shit smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.
by Eponymous Bosch November 13, 2004