Definitions by Mullac

Callum marshall 

Proper hot piffting has a huge horses cock definitely over 10 inch’s

Person 1 : who’s that ?
Person 2 : that’s callum the kid with a huge horse cock

Person 1 : wow it dragging on the floor

Look it’s callum marshall

Callum marshall by Mullac November 22, 2021

Otis 

Proper hot piffting he always has a huge taste in girls with one leg

Person one : hey who’s that

Person two : otis

Hey that’s otis

Otis by Mullac November 22, 2021

chap smearing 

The act of smearing chapstick over a lightglobe, turning it on, and watching it melt. Done by people with no life and too much chapstick. Mainly sugar-high teens

Whoah...that is some pretty hardcore melting
yeah, this is chap smearing to the extreme.

chap smearing by Mullac February 29, 2008