porno blitz 

Submitting someone's email address to no less than a dozen porn email spammers.

By any chance, did either of you guys porno blitz my home e-mail account? I have been receiving about 20 porno e-mails everyday.

porno blitz by alberr December 21, 2007

porno volume 

When you live in an apartment the volume you play porno at so your neighbors won't hear your tv.

Last night I had to set my iPad to porno volume so the hot chick in the next apartment didn't hear.

porno volume by El MATTO del MORTE December 9, 2013

Porno Slow 

When one individual views numerous amounts of pornography on a Personal Computer that so much spyware has been obtained, causing the computer to run drastically slower than optimum performance.

Ever since my brother used my laptop, my computer has been running porno slow.

Porno Slow by DCwhiteman August 21, 2011

Porno No-No

Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.

Brian thought he’d make a great porn star but his greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and his problem with anal leakage made him a real Porno No-No.

Porno No-No by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Porno Mime 

1) Term created/used in the music video 'build god then we'll talk' by Panic! At The Disco..

2) A mime that has sex with the air because he's horny and doesn't have a girlfriend. A Porno Mime pretends to bang an imaginary person without saying anything. Most chick porno mimes have silent orgasms (no idea how that works out, but whatever)

3) My nickname.

If you see a porno mime, get away from him/her. It is very possible that a porno mime will get close to you and ask you: "Hey, you want to have some fun?"

Porno Mime by Carlos [a.k.a. Porno! Mime] December 24, 2007

porno 'stache 

noun, the appearance of a mustache that looks vaguely like a dead ferret sitting above the upper lip, reminiscent of a 70's porn star

i could never seriously date him, i mean, come on... the guy has a wicked porno 'stache. he looks like he's the next guy on to catch a predator.

porno 'stache by minka kelly June 21, 2008

Porno milkk 

When a dude wanks and cums multiple times in a cup or container while watching porn

If you watch enough porn you might be able to get a cup of porno milkk at the end

Porno milkk by Pizza'man April 19, 2021