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Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.
Brian thought he’d make a great porn star but his greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and his problem with anal leakage made him a real Porno No-No.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.
Bobbi thought she’d make a great porn star but her greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and her problem with anal leakage made her a real Porno No-No.
by anti-christ superstar November 24, 2008
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