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You get to be 24 25, you can no longer eat what you like, you muscles wave a little white flag and suddenly your a porky bastered
porky by kyle May 15, 2004

porky pig styles 

A style of dress where the person (most often male) wears a shirt or vest but is naked from the waist down.
Wife: Honey are you ready to go my mothers place or what?

Husband: Yep, lets do this. You can drive. (exits bedroom)

Wife: *gasp* WTF! put some pants on, you can't go round all porky pig styles. Mum doesn't want to see your junk.
porky pig styles by FuriousB June 24, 2010
another word for a vagina west indian term
she porky nice
porky by yankeefan9380 May 29, 2009
A Porky is a British slang term referring to a white man with pink skin resembling that of a pig. Often these white Porkies will act superior towards black and brown people and hurl racial slurs about their skin colour, but instead find themselves being ridiculed for their porky skin tone. They are the epitome of White Trash.
Black Man: "Man, don't you just hate the porkies? They're the worst kind of white people! They give a bad name to pigs!"

Asian Man: "Tell me about it! My mum's married to a porky!"
Porky by Letter King June 16, 2020

Porky Bum Wank

To masturbate while rapidly fingering your ass hole
Ahh had a nice porky bum wank yesterday
Porky Bum Wank by Hippo boy 24 August 26, 2017

Porky minch 

Porky is Ness and lucas there main enemie. Hes Also known as the king of pigs, or king P.

13 (earthbound)
Age unknown, estimated between 1,000 and 10,000 (Mother 3)

Porky grew up in onett, togheter with Ness. When they still were friends.

After Ness went on his journey to defeat giygas porky changed for the worse.

Porky first resurfaces as a high priest of the Happy gappies cult. led by the Carpainter.
Porky kidnaps Paula, with the intention of performing a human sacrifice. After the cult is disbanded, he tries to befriend Ness again, only to run off, Ness's "silent protagonist" status mistakenly gives the impression of harsh shunning, thus causing an insulted Porky to sever all ties with Ness and abandon him.

Porky finally reappears within the Cave of the Past, his skin pale and discolored, piloting an organic, spider-like machine. At this point, Porky reveals to Ness his true allegiance, taunting Ness and his companions before attacking them. Once Giygas is destroyed, Porky uses time travel to escape into another era, but not before taunting Ness one last time. His final lines of dialogue in the game come through Picky in a suspicious hate letter that says, "Come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety!"

He reappears in mother 3. As the main enemie. Were he now rules over new pork city, and were he is more powerfull then ever before. He Also grow older, but besides that. Hes still a kid.
Porky Minch should get into smash tbh
Porky minch by The aubergine man September 14, 2020