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Pikey Shower 

A Pikey shower is the slang term of when someone uses excessive ammounts of linx or other deodorant sprays as a substitute for a propper shower or bath.

This phrase is mostly used in England.

The name derrives from the popular beleif (fact) that pikeys (gypsies, travelers, eastern europeans mainly romanians) are thilthy animals and cant be bothered to wash propperly and so they do this to cover up their stench and thus create the impression that they are clean. But this almost never works because the smell of the spray mixed with the BO makes a worst smell.
This practise is common with students and it is also used to cover up the smell of cigarette smoke or smoke in general.
Someone wakes up in the morning gets dressed, they cover themselves in spray and go to work/school/dole office. They have just had a Pikey Shower.
Pikey Shower by Fudgeloopkoi November 1, 2009

pikey food 

Food that comes in cans, costs very little, and is prepared by boiling.
'Rob lives on chips from the Chinese and, when that's closed, pikey food.'
pikey food by The Moai April 6, 2005

pikey-mobil

The classic mode of transport of an average pikey. Normally a Mitsubishi Raider or a similar style full of pikeys yodling out the windows. Often chase bicyclists honking loudly and singing 'High on a hill'.
Oh no, here comes another pikey-mobil. Get out your rifles lads.
pikey-mobil by Scar Flare September 9, 2007

pikey pat 

this person is a mix of pikey, chav and townie, so we called him pikey pat, as his name is pat. he lives in hereford and goes to st marys school, yr 11, he seems to be obsessed wit my mate charlie. we saw him at rowing, and he had a burberry cap on, tilted upwards, a cheap looking tracksuit, and other pikeyfied clothing :P
charlie is being stalked, turns around, sees pikey pat.
pikey pat by georgiadasplodge January 29, 2005

pikey rush

A group of 3 or more criminal offenders. Usually used to describe a group of enemies attacking your base on the Minecraft Hypixel game, Bedwars
"GUYS WATCH OUT WERE BEING PIKEY RUSHED. WHAT PIKEYS" - Kacper aka Bladeknife
pikey rush by segsmaster December 28, 2020

pikey kiss 

A pikey kiss is when you light your cigarette on someone else's whilst both holding the cigarettes in your mouths.
Me and George did a pikey kiss the other day.

Aww, my lighter just broke, mind doing a pikey kiss?
pikey kiss by mollymollymolly27 December 16, 2008