Three letters academically inclined folks long to insert after their names, as they are set to spend tens of thousands of dollars and slog through thousands of man-hours to earn it—they couldn’t care less whether their dissertations have near-zero value or impact on the outside world or not.
In an age when you can virtually order your fake PhD of any prestigious university for a few hundred bucks in a matter of days, who says that a doctorate degree is meant only for geeks or nerds?
by MathPlus November 13, 2018
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Short for “Preaching, Healing, and Delivering.” The title that has spiritually been conferred on every believer of Jesus Christ, who has been commanded to share to pre-believers or unbelievers the Good News of the Lord’s gift of eternal life and His forgiveness of sins, and who has been empowered in the name of Jesus to free people from difficulties, diseases, and demons.
All born-again Christians are conferred a PhD to be fishers of men—to win souls for the Kingdom of God, so that they could end up on the right side of eternity after their last breath.
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Persistent hater degree. Someone who persistently hates on the next man for having something he don't possess.
Mike:Stay away from Ron. I heard he had a PHD.
Vinny: Yeah I know, Ron has always been a hater.
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Dayton- man my bush was flaking all over this morning.
Brady- yeah man you got that PHD shit.
by BradySesselman August 11, 2008
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Acronym for "Post-Hibbs Dump."
Hibbs is the dining hall at VCU (Virginia Commonwealth University), a state school in Richmond, VA. As you can guess, the food there is pretty foul, and shortly after eating there, you often have to take a nasty shit.
"Hey Jonny Z., how did that weird veggie lasagne treat you?"
"Let me put it this way dude - As soon as we get back to Johnson Hall, I'm gonna get my PHD."
by GullibleZine March 31, 2007
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Pretentious hipster Douchebag degree, certifying that one is apt to frequent internet comment boards; argue for the immortality of Uwe Boll and/or think the country at large should pay attention to Williamsburg instead of nuke it.
I see by your ascot you've received your PhD.
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This is a level 10 degree, which many intelligent people take as part of the their academia, of Doctorate is the precursor for a future in research and professorship. A phd is a difficult degree resulting in may sleepless nights and incredible work loads. ..but if in the right divison...party time!!!!The benefits of a phd is that you become a doctor and have the legal right to put dr. in front of your name if you enjoy research and think it is for you a phd is a great stepping stone into becoming a respected doctoral scientist.
Phd is not permanent head damage
by Dr. D.G heffler March 22, 2009
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