Skip to main content

perfume emergency 

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.
She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.
perfume emergency by Bagitbabe October 9, 2008

women's perfume 

when you love to feel the smell of a fart from a female
I told cindy that her farts smell like women's perfume
women's perfume by logman February 25, 2004

Perfume mollywop 

A perfume mollywop is when a big cloud of strong perfume/smell aggressively hits you in the face.
β€œDude.. this girl walked by me at the strip club yesterday and perfume mollywopped me”

Jewish perfume 

The Jewish perfume is when you are sitting in a chair getting a blow job and you fart. A cloud of noxious gas is expelled from your anus and floats around the head of the person fellating you.
Man, Last night I gave this slut I met at the bar a Jewish perfume... Luckily she didn't pass out till AFTER I finished.
Jewish perfume by cloud hooker September 11, 2016

Pillow perfume 

The unique, sweet,

personal scent that a person leaves on a pillow they have been using for awhile. It is "their" smell.
Even when my hubby is gone, I can still hug his pillow and smell his pillow perfume.

persian perfume 

To break wind in the face of a partner for sheer sexual pleasure.
Timmy gave his mother some persian perfume before getting down to business.