oxymoron

A stupid idiot with zits.

That oxymoron didn't have to be able to play connect the dots on his face. The oxy pads were sitting right there!

by engtchr July 18, 2006

oxymoron

a dumb bleached blonde; any Paris Hilton look-alike wannabe; any girl who thinks she need as a boob job and blonde hair

She is thinking of bleaching her hair to look like Paris Hilton: what an oxymoron!

by alex777 August 12, 2007

oxymoron

the brand of cleaning stuff from Sheep in the Big City. It's alleged to be the only detergent with the power of an ox.

"It's not entirely your fault. That shirt is dirty because you're not using oxymoron detergent! The detergent with the power of an OX! HAHAHA!"
-Jay Leno as Oxymoron guy

"BUY IT NOW!"
-Oxymoron Guy

"Ba-aaa-aa-a"
-the sheep

by B1K (A.K.A. B1K) October 05, 2011

oxymoron

Rush Limbaugh. Two words that don't agree with each other:Rush and OxyContin.

Someone whose moronic behavior(i.e.meglomania) leads them to a self-destructive act or acts. Someone in the pursuit of a drug that is known to be addictive like morphine,OxyContin, is an oxymoron.

by The Green Gnome October 11, 2010

oxymoron

A phrase combining two contradictory terms. Oxymorons may be intentional or unintentional.

Example of an oxymoron: black genius

by H0NEST ABE March 15, 2010

oxymoron

someone so stupid they forget to breathe.

man, that dude couldn't find his ass with both hands...he's a fucking oxymoron.

by jotthedot April 21, 2006

oxymoron

Two contradicting words placed together in a sentence. Sometimes used as a marketing tool.

"Ric Flair Finance Co. is an Oxymoron! Maybe I should think of going elsewhere!"

by Soulytrack April 06, 2008