The act of not being able to sneeze. Tilting your head back, squinting your eyes, and you end up swearing because you were unable to sneeze. Similar to blue balls but nostrils.
Gustavo:Fuck!!
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.
by PapichuloDajuan June 15, 2015
While a chick is blowing you, you cum in her mouth and tickle her nose so she sneezes and then the cum comes out her nose
by The Nostril King September 10, 2010
by xoxo samuel and keller October 5, 2008
When one proceeds to shove a single carrot up one nostril after another to give a rough visual description of what happened last night during that persons three-some
by BIGgiggles February 25, 2009
The dirty nostril is a technique derived in the 2000s which involves placing the scrotum directly over the nostrils of a young girl while subsequently sticking the shaft into her mouth. Then you must fart in her eyes making them water from the wind released from your balloon knot.
by UKBOY July 8, 2009
by Annarchy_me July 14, 2008
(noun) The act of inserting a finger within one of the opening (naris) of one's nose with the apparent intent of removing mucus (otherwise known as picking one's nose) esp. when done in public.
A term derived from an episode of Seinfeld.
A term derived from an episode of Seinfeld.
OMG, do you see what Jerry is doing in that Taxi cab? He seems to be picking his nose.
Maybe, or he's just scraching his nose since I didn't see any nostril penetration.
Maybe, or he's just scraching his nose since I didn't see any nostril penetration.
by harmless drudge May 15, 2011