A bunch of cars go counter-clockwise in a circle seemingly endlessly, except for the 2 or so road courses. The shittiest excuse for racing in existence.
by pro-nun-see-A-shun June 20, 2003
Joe was not well read, but man could he hold his own at the NASCAR preshow event. He won the drinking and sunburned event all from the comfort of his Budweiser jacuzzi that was strapped to the top of his tired hoopty.
by Jonathan Root February 3, 2006
Normal White American Citizen (Pointing to a brand new BMW): Wow! That's a nice car you've got there!
Redneck (Pointing to an old rusty pickup truck): Nope. That right there is a purty nascar.
Redneck (Pointing to an old rusty pickup truck): Nope. That right there is a purty nascar.
by hlposerpwner April 18, 2011
A "sport" revolved around building cars and going in circles, ovals, whatever. The thing that makes NASCAR such a nonsport is that you use a fucking CAR. There is no specific talent that is required in NASCAR, you are depending on a CAR and you get mechanics to do that for you. So really all you are doing is driving for 6 hours. Woop dee doo, I've driven a car longer. Stop being a wuss.
If NASCAR is a sport then walking is a sport as long as it is in competition. After all you are exerting energy, using technique, and working out to keep in shape. So if you think walking is a sport. Then sure, NASCAR is a sport too.
If NASCAR is a sport then walking is a sport as long as it is in competition. After all you are exerting energy, using technique, and working out to keep in shape. So if you think walking is a sport. Then sure, NASCAR is a sport too.
"Damn, I missed lap 156-167, did I miss anything important?" "No, they are still doing the same thing that they were doing on lap 1-156."
by GardenState June 22, 2005
The redneck, white trash version of auto racing. You have to be 100% trash to think this is true racing: A bunch of losers driving around in an OVAL with soft banked turns. For the love of God you ignorant inbred bastards, watch F1 or IRC to have an idea what a REAL car race is like.
I'd bet my house that any of the "pilots" of NASCAR would get his lard ass handed to him at either of those series.
I'd bet my house that any of the "pilots" of NASCAR would get his lard ass handed to him at either of those series.
by NASCAR is for rednecks July 25, 2004
WE'RE TURNING LEFT!!!!
by potweedope October 18, 2008
The reason most nascar fans are republican is you have to be a moron to enjoy watching cars drives in circles.
by Juan Gomez May 10, 2005