OK, here we go. One more time........"murf" is most commonly used a an abbreviation for the word "motherfucker" but can also be used as a term of endearment or brotherhood not unlike the word "nigger" or "nigga" has been used in the recent past.... Another type of use for the word "murf" would be to refer to any particular itme you wish to speak about... Do you understand now that murf is one of the most wonderful words on the planet as it can be used so broadly? It can be used rudely, lovingly, angrily and pleasantly all within a matter of moments regardless of the situation.....long live murf, hail to murf...it is simply one of the greatest words in existence today...
Lets say you meet an old friend you haven't seen in a while, you would say to him/her...."whatup murf, man its been too long, how ya been?"
Here is another example in a sentence.....let's say you were at a party with some friends and and needed another beer from the refrigerator as your friend offered one to you. You would then say....."yeah dude,let me get one of them murfs"......and then you could say "thanks murf" after he gave it to you.
You might say something like this....."push me murf, push me murf, you are fuckin with the wrong man. Keep fuckin around and im gonna kick your ass murf."
Here is another example in a sentence.....let's say you were at a party with some friends and and needed another beer from the refrigerator as your friend offered one to you. You would then say....."yeah dude,let me get one of them murfs"......and then you could say "thanks murf" after he gave it to you.
You might say something like this....."push me murf, push me murf, you are fuckin with the wrong man. Keep fuckin around and im gonna kick your ass murf."
by Raftranger February 17, 2006
To clean up ones masturbatory semen with a common clothing item, such as a T-shirt that was lying on the floor
by Jason Ramos July 8, 2005
by Murf Evans June 5, 2005
The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.
dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?
other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.
dude: oh come on what happened
other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!
other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.
dude: oh come on what happened
other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!
by ijustwreckedyou1423 May 9, 2011
by Stan Kroll December 3, 2004
the sticky, smelly, sweaty liquid that forms on the murf that must be removed daily either by showering or someone else licking it off
"I can see your murf juice seeping through your pants." or "That shit smells like murf juice!" or "I can smell your murf juice from here!"
by Murf E. Brown July 26, 2006
It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.
by Bretford January 26, 2011