The most terrible hairstyle in existance donned by white trash types and other people stuck in the late 1980's. Short in the front and long in the back. Sometimes accompanied by feathered hair or shaved sides.
A good percentage of the Polacks and hillbillies living on Detroit's east side sport mullets.
by mul - et May 19, 2003
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A hair cut with the front short (business in front) and the back long (party in back). Like The force, There is a dark side of the mullet kingdom, led by an evil lady with a crazy mullet down my road. There is also a good side. This kid I saw a a lake, about 5 years old, had the best mullet in the world. He leads the good side with all his glorius mulletude. However, a mullet cannot be grown. It has to be trimmed (in the front only). You cannot start off bald and spontaneously grow one. One day one child will be born with a mullet. He will also grow mullets, and will not have to cut the front to keep it "business in front". He will be the Redneck Messiah.
I am a profesional mullet spotter
by El Chupasombra November 25, 2005
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the obvious label of a redneck.
short in front and unkempt in the back.
People who wear these are normally found near their female cousins.
by Fatass February 14, 2003
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A mullet on an Asian: "Mekong Mudflap" or "Ho-Chi Mane"
"Cream of Some Young Guy over there is representin' witha Mekong Mudflap."

"Number 6 Beef and Broccoli's got himself a bad-boy Ho-Chi Mane."
by Freak Nastay February 25, 2003
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something that does NOT belong on a human head.
by geezus February 22, 2003
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A fish
Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae, found worldwide in tropical and temperate coastal waters and some freshwater streams. Also called gray mullet.
The red mullet.
Lets go out fishing for mullet.
by Mark January 22, 2005
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My choice of hairstyles.
I'm so sexy with my mullet.
by cmkrcs1 October 13, 2004
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