six-legged little creatures that are fun to torture and kill in creative ways (like decapitating them with an electric razor), and if you don't they will come in your house and steal your food and run you out.
My bathroom is full of the corpses of ants who tried to take my toothpaste.
The most overrated state in the U.S.
I wish I lived in Michigan.
People insult California because they hear the stereotypes and are secretly jealous. If they would just visit here they would see that it's just lame. No go make fun of Texas and stop wasting my time. California blows.