Modern Family

a sitcom on abc which is absolutely hilarious. it's about 3 families, all somehow linked -- and their modern situations. one family is this rich, old guy who has a hot colombian wife who has a chubby son. the rich old guy has 2 kids, a daughter who is a mother with a family (family number two) and a gay son with a partner and adopted chinese daughter (family number three)

this show is brilliant.

I love modern family because it's realistically hilarious.

by maanster June 13, 2010

modern nickelodeon

Disgusting.

Example: "The modern Spongebob is horrible. Modern Nickelodeon is dead.

by Muffymuffy May 9, 2016

Modern Combat

A widely successful mobile fps that has a fantastic community (unlike COD).
They have a total of 5 titles.
Modern Combat 1 (decent)
Modern Combat 2 (great)
Modern Combat 3 (Best Game in the Series)
Modern Combat 4 (Wonderful Title)
Modern Combat 5 (Trash)

Do you even Modern Combat bro?

by Kthxbai October 5, 2014

Modern Feminist

A woman who has holes in her brain

Woah, that woman is such a Modern Feminist

by superking500 September 23, 2019

modern penpal

A friendship developed exclusively over texting, emailing or other messaging service, usually someone you've never met. (See penpal for the antiquated version.)

My modern penpal is teaching me Serbian.

by DixieBooks January 8, 2018

Modern-Polygyny

noun
1. A relationship structure where the one male (leader) maintains emotional and sexual relationship with multiple (fully aware and consenting) females, who are also in an emotional and sexual relationship with each other.

2. A Haremship.
3. A form of polygyny coined by author and philosopher Dillon Penn.

4. The safest way (In terms of socially, legally, and one's legacy) for humans to implement polygyny.

Dillon Penn is the Architect of Modern-Polygyny

by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 24, 2017

Modern Virgin

Someone who's had sex but with only one person

"My body count is 1, you could say I'm a modern virgin. "

by Juliancasabuttkiss June 13, 2021