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Noun: describes the state of a severe reduction in size and state of readiness of the male member due to a severe reaction to an unpleasant looking female.

Verb: to severely reduce in size and state of readiness the male member due to an adverse reaction to an unpleasant looking female.
I saw a girl last night that was so ugly she gave me an instant microsoft.

Boy, after going home with her after the disco and a few bevvies I woke up sober, looked at her and instantly microsofted!
microsoft by Gary from Italy January 4, 2009

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A badly made OS that will destroy all of mankind and enslave all of the surviving humans. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!

it also doesn't work worth sh*t and crashes every 5 minutes. it also F*CKS UP ALL YOUR PERIPHERALS AND KEYBOARDS!!!
see also Trsdahgfdajkhfg...SORRY, Microsoft f*cked my keyboard... see also Trojan Virus
Microsoft by Jordan654 April 9, 2006

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Nice Microsoft there Bill
Microsoft by Still Floating September 19, 2010

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Someone who possesses a micro penis and it is usually difficult to get hard
I know why Bill gates created Microsoft he had to compensate for his Microsoft
Microsoft by Yo i b makin words up September 25, 2016

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A computer company named after Bill Gates's Penis.
Yeah man, did you hear about Microsoft?
Do you mean Bill Gates's penis?
No, god no! I meant the company!
Microsoft by Obsidian_Linguist September 26, 2017

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Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to realize he was microsoft, effectively ruining the night.
Microsoft by Bordygodpoo June 18, 2019
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