Merked

1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.

1) Yo, did you see that? Paul got merked so bad!!!

2) *Someone Falls Down The Stairs*

You: Merked.

by P Squared February 28, 2012

Merk

Jacking someones "swagga" and adding it to your own swag to increase your level of swagitude.

Jake: "Ay yo, you just got Merked - by me!"

Jerp: "OMG I feel naked now!"

Jake: "hehe"

by BillyBobSwag October 17, 2012

merked

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.

yo son, u got straight merked!

by Matt Hawkins June 18, 2005

merked

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

by sjte5409 January 29, 2009

Merk

1. (v)- In the online gaming community, to merk someone is considered the ultimate act of pwning n00bs using craft and precision to exact said n00b's death. The situation is generally exacerbated by prolific trash talking, and consummates in excessive tea bagging and/ or a gonzo.

2. (v)- The act of destroying an individual in real life in a sexually or physically abusive way.

"Holy crap, Leroy! When that guy got merked by that 50 cal in Modern Warfare 2, his head exploded like a melon!"

"Jimminy crickets, Batman! The Joker just merked Catwoman and then tea bagged her for hours!"

by Burton Christiansen November 14, 2009

merkked

To piss pound or intensely slam into; to gyrate rapidly back and forth into another orphus.

I merkked the fuck out of her vag.

by douglas basterd May 4, 2010

Merked

to get owned at a epic propotrion Merkage or merked

You got merked!

the word started with one of the most contravertial players in q3 arena version 1.16 a player named merky began to get very good and is now considered to be the best q3 arena 1.16 railer

by Natural 12562 December 25, 2008