A high-quality, full-flavor menthol cigarette made by the Altria/Philip Morris Tobacco Conglomerate. Known for having more intense menthol than Newports or other popular brands, Marlboro Menthols combine the smooth flavor and relaxing buzz of Marlboro reds with a pleasant cooling sensation that takes the edge off of the harsh tobacco. People tend to either swear by Marlboro Menthols or completely despise them, mostly due to their distinctive mint flavor.
Frankie: I love me some Newport 100s man, straight up menthol all the way!
Mick: Newports suck, I need me some hardcore mint flavor. I will get some marlboro menthol 100s.
Rick: You are both sick fucks. Menthols smell like Vicks Vaporub and death. Just because it tastes like toothpaste, it does nothing for your nicotine-stained teeth.
Mick: Newports suck, I need me some hardcore mint flavor. I will get some marlboro menthol 100s.
Rick: You are both sick fucks. Menthols smell like Vicks Vaporub and death. Just because it tastes like toothpaste, it does nothing for your nicotine-stained teeth.
by CaptainRichardPhantasmoker July 18, 2009
a town in monmouth county where all the girls are two faced whores. they spend their weekends getting drunk with their asshole boyfriends. in marlboro everything is rich rich rich. the girls are all snotty bitches and you can't trust anyone. they depend on their coach and everything of that sort to be "popular" . worst town alive.
guy 1:" hey lets go to a party in marlboro, nj"
guy 2:"yeah dude and maybe we could pick up a couple of those marlboro whores"
guy 2:"yeah dude and maybe we could pick up a couple of those marlboro whores"
by marlboroishorrible September 19, 2010
the REAL cowboy smokes, all the other smokes are for pussys and reds are for real black lunged cowboyz
byson: playboy, let me get demz!
clerk: whish onez cuz?
byson: *points* them reds, them marlboro reds them true cowboyz smokez
clerk: oh ye, no doubt no doubt themz da cowboyz smokes dawg
byson: u know it my mayn!
clerk: datd be 4.99 cuz
byson: i got chu, i got chu.
clerk: whish onez cuz?
byson: *points* them reds, them marlboro reds them true cowboyz smokez
clerk: oh ye, no doubt no doubt themz da cowboyz smokes dawg
byson: u know it my mayn!
clerk: datd be 4.99 cuz
byson: i got chu, i got chu.
by BYSON BABY December 18, 2009
by skeeet May 18, 2009
Formerly known as "Marlboro Ultra Lights". Changed when a new law forbid tobacco companies from using the words "light" or "mild".
The best of all the Marlboro varieties
The best of all the Marlboro varieties
Susan to gas station attendant: "Can I have a pack of Marlboro Ultra Lights?"
Gas station attendant: "They're called 'Marlboro Silver' now"
Gas station attendant: "They're called 'Marlboro Silver' now"
by courtneyjane June 21, 2011
Honestly the worst town ever. The whole town consists of soccer moms and Jews. Not to mention the nasty Facebook page. These people are so annoying and cry if their daughter didn’t make the school cheer team. Ugh I hate this town so much and yes unfortunately I live here :(
New neighborhood in Marlboro, nj ; hi I’m Jennifer your new neighborhood.
Petty soccer mom who lives in Marlboro, nj
: ok cool *texts her soccer mom friends
Petty soccer mom who lives in Marlboro, nj
: ok cool *texts her soccer mom friends
by Pineapple52893 March 11, 2019
smoker: ::coughs and spits glob on pavement::
guy: wtf? it looks like you coughed up a piece of your lung.
smoker: nah, that's just a marlboro oyster.
guy: wtf? it looks like you coughed up a piece of your lung.
smoker: nah, that's just a marlboro oyster.
by gstorms July 24, 2010