Jism Sponge

Consumer of large quantities of cum, subject to no limits beyond whatever donors can provide.

That bald freak rigger monkey makes a good Jism Sponge until he leaves the rig!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

jism monkey

someone who wallows in jism

your mums a jism monkey

by ernie and bert October 21, 2003

jism jaw

Someone a man or woman that gives too much oral sex.

that slut is a jism jaw

by THEGIANT6667678 March 3, 2007

diet Jism

What fat chicks should eat/drink also known as 'DJ' - 1 Calorie, Dont Cum-on-Me!

ooooohhhh...that bitch looks like butterbean! She could definately use some Diet Jism - ooohhhh!

by Robert J. Melrose June 12, 2003

jism schism

Inability to ejaculate due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between sex partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.

We were fucking and I had a jism schism 'cause the phone rang!

by pentozali June 30, 2006

Jism Chasm

A woman with a vagina that is very loose, normally after child birth.

What's up Mike? "I shagged the wife last night for the first time since she had the twins. It was like fucking a tunnel. I'm not going near that Jism Chasm again!

by The Course Man July 12, 2012

jism shoot

a tubluar shoot in which semen flows, like a penis.

all because of the clap, my jism shoot is killing me!

by mikeydave May 2, 2010