Dirty Jeeves

Bitch-ass fool who needs a good smackin to let him know who's boss. He thinks he's hot shit cause he can get with his mom and his dog, but no other self-respecting woman would let him near her. Oh, and Jeeves...?


YOUR MOM
Dirty Jeeves is my primo bitch
by Dirty Jeeves' Owner May 05, 2003
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That's what Jeeves said

a proper response to any sort of homoerotic reference or innuendo
Person 1: I don't like it from the top, I like it from the back.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

Person 1: This is gonna be so long and hard.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

etc.
by 2410 April 27, 2008
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ask jeeves bitch

A haltering phrase that is injected into a conversation to stop another from a bout of irrational questioning. Typically stated in the middle of a reply out of mere frustration or it can be used as an interuption of a 'too many questions' attack. May be a simple end rather than an answer to a useless question.
Example One
YoLandray - Hey man, who is going tonight?
Devondry - Everyone! Even Joe's cousin Lisa will be there.
YoLandray - Whaaaat!? Who is she with, who's she going with, is she with anyone, is it true what they... Devondry - Daaaam foo... I dunno, ask Jeeves bitch!

Example Two -
Sleepy - Hey Doc, is it true that sleeping aids cause oily gas?
Doc, Bashful aaaaand Grumpy - We dunno foo! Ask Jeeves Bitch!
by Berndoyd April 07, 2007
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Oh My F-ing Jeeves!

like WTF! or NO WAY! or HOLY CRAP! or DUDE!!!
Tom: dude i threw up on my girlfriend last night

You: OH MY F-ING JEEVES!!!
by Jerbear15 December 20, 2008
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Roll a Jeeves

"Sorry I am late. I had to roll a Jeeves massively this morning after last night's curry"
by Slickwine January 02, 2025
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