1. A mixed drink in which the ingredients consist of chilled semen and salsa, preferably hot. This particular refreshment is usually order shaken not stirred.
1.ok ok one more shot only if its a jalapeno popper... frank the tank! frank the tank!
2. My boyfriend didn't cum and i'm thirsty for some ejaculation. Barkeep, i'll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.
by Cunt Lips October 24, 2004
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Instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his anus so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the testicles. Because of this, many describe their testicles as beginning to ache.
"ahhh it hurts so badly" *thumping of leg against tile floor*

"yup, thats a jalapeno popper"
by hirec January 18, 2006
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1. when someone uses a jalapeno flavored condom

2. when a crazy bastard rubs jalapeno on his dick to make it spicy
1. damn that guy uses jalapeno condoms
2. oh making your own jalapeno condom burns
by julian27 March 15, 2010
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When a dude is having sex with a girl he takes a bottle of hot sauce and sticks it up the girls asshole so it burns her rectum while punching her ribs and stuffing a shit covered dildo in her mouth till she pukes.Then he yells ole' !
That girl is aching for a naughty jalapeno
by Cick February 20, 2010
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A sex act involving eating a large amount of chili. Then taking a dump in your partners mouth.
She totally gave me a Brown Jalapeno last night.
by Frogbert March 5, 2008
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When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.
Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.

I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!
by Shuaman April 17, 2017
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A nickname given for bees by Dog Rates. Named due to dogs eating or attempting to eat Bees and getting stung.
"Anthony took Rex for a walk but we had to come back inside when he monched on a Jalapeno Sky Raisin."
by Biagio X October 30, 2020
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