When sleeping with an older woman you vomit on her chest then slap her in the stomach and when the vomit splashes everywhere you take your hands and rub them through her hair. After doing so proceed to crouch over her face and take a messy shit all over her mouth and rub the fecal matter in every open orifice possible, including ear canals.
Mrs. Tennenbaum's husband wont make her into a rotting cougar, what a pussy!
while you are making a pancake breakfast, have a girl give you a sloppy, wet blowjob while pouring syrup in her sphincter. when you are about to finish, take the pancake wrap it around your penis then insert it in the girls vagina come all over the pancake take it out and have the girl eat it
After a intense night of intercourse, Jim decided to treat Marie to a silky pancake in the morning
When a dude is having sex with a girl he takes a bottle of hot sauce and sticks it up the girls asshole so it burns her rectum while punching her ribs and stuffing a shit covered dildo in her mouth till she pukes.Then he yells ole' !
That girl is aching for a naughty jalapeno