Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2020
by you mad for what February 23, 2020
To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 6, 2010
To have failed as the "fail whale" has.
"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"
"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
by dannyjeffers August 18, 2008
That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.
by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018
Dark Hark- absence of truth in a place to listen
Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen
Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen
The dark hark causes me great sadness on this faithful day.
Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.
Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.
by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022
When a person is acting extremely sarcastic and passive aggressive towards you, making you feel small
by hdjksl November 17, 2022