Cum Guzzler

A person who consumes large amounts of cum

Kiersten : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm! (Gulp) Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Kiersten's sucking on two dicks right now!
Kaylee : Don't Care!
Chad : Well she's quite the little Cum Guzzler isn't she!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Yeah she can sure take a load in the mouth! Mmmmm!
Kaylee : Fuck You Chad!
Steve : Hey Chad im quite the Cum Guzzler myself care if I suck your penis! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve I would ask Kaylee but she's no Cum Guzzler like you!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! That was a big load!
Kaylee : Uhhh! Why don't you two get a room!
Chad : Oh Kaylee could you please clean up all this cum!
Kaylee : God Damn't I hate my life!

by SlopNChop August 8, 2018

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cum guzzler

someone who consumes vast amounts of semen, one known example being Tom Budd

"man, look at Budd, hes such a cum guzzler, i make this statement due to the vast amount of semen that he is consuming at this current moment, and not simply as a derogatory term"

by Jimmy's Mum March 1, 2005

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CUM GUZZLER

a slut, someone who drinks a lot of semen, a semenoholic

"i wouldn't touch his/hers with a barge pole, he/she is an uber cum guzzler"

by Matt Dieden March 7, 2006

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jizz guzzler

basically another word for a slag.
(nice girls sip their jizz)

1. "Hey me n rachel are going out tomorrow night"
"i cant believe you're going out with her, she's a total jizz guzzler. You should ask jessica she's really sweet, she sips her jizz"

by Fanonymous February 15, 2007

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