can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny
drink pussy...
get off my dick
why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick
why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick
why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick
why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick
thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick
hello
get off my dick
happy easter!
get off my dick
pass the ketchup
get off my dick
what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick
get off my dick
why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick
why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick
why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick
why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick
thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick
hello
get off my dick
happy easter!
get off my dick
pass the ketchup
get off my dick
what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick
by get off my dick May 18, 2007
stop following me, get out of my hair
by Double D1021 December 6, 2014
by New gen slang September 12, 2019
Kids...."can we have movie theater popcorn"
Dad...."how much is it"
kids....."two for five dollars"
dad..."ahh I guess"
kids..."yaaaayyyy yaaayy"
dad..."calm down, calm down!!....don't get a big dick!!!!"
Tourettes Guy
Dad...."how much is it"
kids....."two for five dollars"
dad..."ahh I guess"
kids..."yaaaayyyy yaaayy"
dad..."calm down, calm down!!....don't get a big dick!!!!"
Tourettes Guy
by mrwhitefolkspimpsnsuch December 6, 2013
A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.
Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".
Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".
"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick
"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick
"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick
-Get off my dick
"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick
"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick
by Profficial January 8, 2010
Simply means get out of my business.
More expanded it could be used in a situation involving particularly disgusting woman, man, dog etc.
or if the girl has herpatitis
Overall... the phrase is there use it whenever the opportunity presents itself. this includes (but is not limited too):
More expanded it could be used in a situation involving particularly disgusting woman, man, dog etc.
or if the girl has herpatitis
Overall... the phrase is there use it whenever the opportunity presents itself. this includes (but is not limited too):
Example 1:
Joe: Your a total waist of air
You: Get off my dick
Example 2:
Otherguy22: ur a n00b lrn2ply
You: Get of my dick
Example 3:
Roommate: Your stuff is on my side
You: Get off my dick
or other random outbursts
Joe: Your a total waist of air
You: Get off my dick
Example 2:
Otherguy22: ur a n00b lrn2ply
You: Get of my dick
Example 3:
Roommate: Your stuff is on my side
You: Get off my dick
or other random outbursts
by gridirondb8t April 23, 2007
A proper response for pretty much anything, especially for situations where someone is being a bitch.
#1. Why are you drunk at noon. -Get off my dick #2. Why are you coming back at 9am? -Get off my dick #3. Thats an American flag, not a pirate flag. You can't steal it. -Get off my dick #4. Why would you throw a smoke bomb into your own room? -Get off my dick #5. Why would you break the fan? -Get off my dick #6. Why would you cover my entire microwave in duct tape? -Get off my dick #7. You fed my fish everclear? -Get off my dick #8. Stop pissing on the floor!!! -Get off my dick #9. Hows life? -Get off my dick #10. Can you say anything but "get off my dick"? -Get off my dick
by Bonediddie May 18, 2007