A way of telling somebody “do what you want but it’s your loss
Becky: I’ve decided I’m going to get hot pink highlights!
George: welp, that’s your funeral
by Isabel's best friend July 24, 2018
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A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse
Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt
by Dumpybrown July 5, 2007
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Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.
That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!
by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017
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When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.
My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.
by Sid Barrett October 10, 2007
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A god awful deathcore band from Ohio who constantly tours with good death metal bands.

They are also known for their extreme hatred for the game UNO, which is usually being played by the crowd during the set.
"Did you guys see Rose Funeral open for Nile last night?"
"No I was too busy playing UNO"
by TheUnoChampion February 18, 2010
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the most sexual band ever. often defined as emo. make up your own mind, they're awesome whatever. and darran smith is the nicest bloke ive met in my life.
wow funeral for a friend kicked ass last night
by Vixicle January 17, 2004
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