derk welkens

one who refers to all types of "ceck;" wears v-necks that stretch to his "treenis" of a ceck all day; makes love to women with0out making eye contact; replaces all vowels and consonants with the letter "E;" rides around on a longboard that he claims is "half his size"...in reference to his twelence foot ceck, of course

that kid is one derk welkens...i saw him blow a mammoth sized load in four bitches' mouths!!

by ceckboy October 19, 2010

jerk-a-derk

just another slang term for either jerking yourself off, or getting a hand job.

Jon:yo man, so what'd you do with that girl last huh?

Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.

by J Hernandez February 1, 2007

derking off

a combination of the words 'derka' and 'jerking off'

when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.

blawal khan was derking off until his mom caught him.

jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?

by derkaderkallah January 8, 2010

derka derk

Person who is in a sense, a dickhead - spin-off of Team America: World Police's terrorists who say "Derka Derka Derka"

You're the biggest Derka Derk i've ever met in my life!

by edwinaaaaa April 22, 2006

Derk face

someone who looks slimey and greasy, or just derk for short

ken: what was that derk faces's name
will: oh you mean that greasy Ed

by geezy001 February 12, 2009

Derka Derk!

Exclamation used when being jumped by hoodlums. It can also be used as a question.

1. The gang jumped out of the bushes and the homeless person yelled, "Derka Derk!"
2.homeless person:why are you fools jumpin' me? Derka Derk?

by King_Pin666 October 25, 2007

Herk Ma Derk

Herk Ma Derk is code word for jerking off. Teachers won't understand what your saying and is perfect for the in class handy.

Hey could you Herk Ma Derk quick while the teacher isn't looking?

by Fapper2000 May 13, 2014