crimp midget

a small child, or short gansta african american.

a young child walking with his mom through the store is a crimmp midget. a car with a carseat or booster seat is a crimp midget mobile

by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010

No Crimp Limp

The no crimp limp originated in hip hop culture; when someone would get a new pair of kicks and not want to screw up the toe yet, they would walk without rolling their foot so that they wouldn't "crimp" the toe of the shoe.

He's walkin with the No Crimp Limp.

by Nick Broderick August 13, 2007

Ghetto Crimp

Crimping something in a ghetto way.

Crimped hair in the ghetto.

I had to Ghetto Crimp My bike to get fatter tires in it.

Yo, That girl has Ghetto Crimped Hair.

by GOHO13 May 21, 2010

pimp crimp

a hair style worn by non-africans in which long hair is crimped to simulate jheri curl.

Did you see that wannabe, Brian, with his pimp crimp?

by Levi A Jones January 26, 2006

Urban Crimping

crimping was origonally a term to describe the steeling of apples in the countryside - urban crimping is steeling road signs/cones, house for sale signs, road name signs and the like while under the influence of alcohol at around 2am

dude... lets go..... err what was i gonna say.... er oh yea mate,grab me that beer and lets go urban crimping!!!!!

by meigel sanchez June 11, 2006

crimp cut

A special circumcision with the wacky zig-zag scissors from the 1990’s.

Girl one: did you see his dick?
Girl two: yeah. He had a crimp cut.

by MotoSP909 October 21, 2017

turd crimp

1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.

2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.

1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp."

2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."

by Chris J June 18, 2004