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Cross-continental yawn 

Used to denote the situation which occurs when two individuals situated on different continents are conversing via a web-cam. When one individual yawns, the other may also "catch" the yawn, thus completing a cross-continental yawn.
"I was talking to Leah last night on Skype and a cross-continental yawn interrupted our discussion for a little while."
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Tip Continuum 

The Tip Continuum is the ethereal construct of the nature of wealth which flows through the food service nexium. Controlled by The Waiter Gods who attempt to insure the just and decent distribution of wealth to all who lay their gratuities at their table cloth drapped alter. The Tip Continuum is subject to many variables, chaos math, and Health Department inspections. As such it occasionally can be thrown, seemingly out of balance by forces beyond human comprehension.
The New Hooters down the street had created a strong disturbance in the Tip Continuum.
Tip Continuum by angryboy July 23, 2006

Lincoln Continental 

A pimp's ride. Especially the Continental's from the 60's.
See above - "We did it in the rental, Lincoln Continental" - B.I.G.

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement 

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven

Continuous Monday 

When you go to college/school Monday-Friday. Then you have to work on Saturday and Sunday. Thus leaving you no days to yourself.
John: "Hey man do you wanna chill this weekend"

Joe: "Yeah dude, but I have a continuous Monday this week, my boss is such a dick."
Continuous Monday by Jm828 October 3, 2009

time-space continuum 

Things and events existing and moving in linear fashion. They move from one place to the next place in logical sequence in time and space. This realm is known as the time-space continuum.
Example 1: Cyberia warps the time-space continuum in that you can read about events out of chronological sequence and from anywhere, at any time on the Internet.

Example 2: The study of quantum physics considers how linear reality really is, calling into question the validity of the perception that all things fall into sequence according to the time-space continuum.
time-space continuum by MsLi December 11, 2005

continental divide 

the line that runs down your balls and continues towards your ass hole that seperates your right and left sack. it looks like your nut sack has been sewn together.
she was licking on my continental divide and it felt fantastic.
continental divide by camdangalang October 30, 2008