Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own

He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.

by afackingfuggot April 27, 2016

Compensive

Adj. thinking deeply or wistfully about one's relationships

My compensive thoughts made me doubt if what we had was real. Break ups put people in a compensive mood.

by SaintSoma March 16, 2024

equal compensation

giving an item,object, or idea of value to someone or something in exchange for something that is of equal value, or vice versa. Though similar to equivalent exchange, Equal compensation is more economic then scientific or alchemical.

1. - Equal compensation for her injuries was $500,000

by Jonathan Bass February 22, 2008

Compensation vehicle

A pickup truck, usually a Dodge Ram or any pickup truck that's equally imposing and intimidating, driven by a man who acts like a badass but is secretly riddled with anxiety over having a less-than-adequate member. Thus, he's compensating for this deficiency.

"Did you see Bob's new truck? It's huge!"

"Yeah, well, I've heard he's lacking in a certain area, so the truck essentially a compensation vehicle."

by Slovakchick March 2, 2023

A Handsome Compensation

When someone receives a minor compensation (or nothing at all) from serving their country.

Derived from the finnish song "Kaverit on komeasti palkittu" (Lads have been handsomely compensated) a song that satirizes the conditions of finnish veterans after the second world war.

After serving a tour in Iraq, Sgt. Johnson received a Handsome Compensation

by eleggtroswing March 21, 2025