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Cringe Compalation 

A cringe compalation consists of stolen videos supposably cringey. They often consist of unfunny texts in the video such as "your mom" and other things a 12 year old would say. People make these vids in hopes of getting lots of views and feeling good about themselves to make up for the attention that their mother never gave them.
Yayyy . A 9 year old's art that is cringey because they are new at this. Let me take it and put it into my cringe compalation and get views off their art and feel like I have importance in this world.

Theory of compensation 

Theory that states in cases where a woman has small breasts, this is compensated for by her having a nice ass. This theory does not necessarily work in reverse.
"Ah, her tits are too small!"
"Yeah, but check out her ass."
"Hmm. Theory of compensation, eh."

ap language and composition

the worst goddang class you will ever take where syntax is freaking everywhere and yet you still dont understand what it means. it tortures the mind and ruptures your soul by its never ending annotations on pointless readings that no one ever actually cares about.
Hey whatd you do in ap language and composition today?

We learned about the what alliteration, hyperbole, simile, metaphor, syntax, syllogism, and enthymeme were and how they effectively pertain to real life situations.

Shitaneous Combustion 

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.
Shitaneous Combustion by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012

verbal copulation 

when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties
Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks

compensation truck 

A truck with either, extra large wheels, raised body, smoke pipes or a combination of all 3 which are driven by guys (possibly women) who have small dicks. One's need to impress ladies is done with the ridiculous truck size that attracts attention away from the lack of size in other places, or place. Thus compensation trucks are used exactly for, compensating.
Dan: I just bought this new truck, it's raised. Im hoping that girls won't notice my small dick as much anymore now that i gots this HUGE truck!

Joe: Dude, that shit works soo well, my truck gets all the ladies. Im buying smoke stacks, here cumm the ladies ;)

("Ladies" walking by)
Lady 1: HA HA HA! Look at those stupid compensation trucks...LOSERSSS
Lady 2: We all know what they're compensating for.