Cabbage

A person who is fun in group settings, but when you get them on their own they are boring as fuck. Just like cabbage is fine when you eat it with other things, but on it's own has the palatability of slightly chewy balsa wood.

"what do you think of Alex?" "I don't know man he's a bit of a cabbage"

by SirCabbage June 8, 2017

Cabbage

The opposite of savage. If you are not a straight up savage you are called a piece of cabbage.

Josh is a piece of cabbage! No way he a savage.

by Kelly.carly.llama February 26, 2016

Cabbage

Drinking yourself into a vegetative state where you are unable to hold a conversation or do anything for yourself. Thus you become nothing more then a cabbage.

"Godsall, you were an absolute Cabbage last night"

"Healey, you are cabbaged"

by Grezack November 27, 2014

Cabbage

Another meaning for shit used by many young Australian males to bag out mates and random people they don't know

That is so cabbage. Jeremy is a cabbage cunt . Tim is so fucking cabbage at fifa

by Cabdude January 9, 2015

cabbager

cabbager is a burger with cabbage in it therefore any burger can be a cabbager

Did you know that burgers with cabbage are cabbagers?
ill make a cabbager

by JUSTscrewdriver December 17, 2020

cabbage

A way to say money made famous by a Comcast commercial.

Save some cabbage by ordering Comcast today!

by Kaitlynfosho January 31, 2007

cabbage

A punch directed at the anus of another, With the intention to punch so hard the reciever on contact craps themself

Joe: Hey dude i gave alex a cabbage

Jack: Aw sweet man he smells like shit.

by Joe =D June 3, 2007