britney spears 

britney spears

1. A whore who isn't even worth a penny. She thinks she's cool for wearing these shirts that say ''MILF in traning'' or ''I am the American dream'' or ''I'm a virgin but this is an old t-shirt'' She is the idol of 11-year old sluts everywhere and I feel bad for her son because he will probably develop brain damage later in life. She is married to America's number one wigger Kevin Federline, who ain't worth shit either. Lousiana should be ashamed.

2.The act of walking in a public bathroom with no shoes OR having a quickie marridge to someone but then later divorcing them 55 hours later

1.britney spears is white trash and the people who like her and have good things to say about her are retards

2. I pulled a britney spears last vacation because I couldn't find my other shoe.

3. Sheila: Oh my God did you hear about Angela pulling a britney spears?
Christine: Yea and then she divorced the guy 55 hours later. I could hold a longer relationship than that.

britney spears by DizzyLizzy June 11, 2006

britney spears 

A very stupid person. Characteristics of Britney:
1. STUPID
2. Careless
3. Stupid
4. STUUUUPIDDDDD

She has 2 sons and is mistreating them very badly. She can't be alone with her sons without a parent coach, seeing them only two days a week. She's stupid. She just wants some attention and every stupid person has fallen for it. She's had a lot of attention and I'm tired of her on every friken magazine page in the world.

Warning! If you match any of these characteristics, please change you name and move to the other side of the world and live in an alley in a cardboard box where no one can see you! Or, you can just head on to the funny farm!

Britney Spears is stupid. Other people who fail are: Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton.

britney spears by Somebodyyouproballydon'tknow January 14, 2008

britney spears 

talentless unsinging white girl with a big ass

Yo that chick over there seems like Britney Spears.

britney spears by doggy March 24, 2004

britney spears 

A wannabe singer, actress and dancer. She has a weak, nasal, obnoxious voice that it often overwhelmed by cheesy, monotonous, equally obnoxious music (which usually shares the same beat in different songs). She's a total hypocrite, treats her fans badly, and her "singing career" has tanked in recent years; now she just does outrageous things to get attention. I wouldn't be surprised if her baby was just for publicity. If it is, she's bound to turn into "Mommie Dearest." If she doesn't get rid of her child, I'll eat my hat.

She either says "I just want to be a role model for my sister." or "I want to be a role model that everyone can relate to". Not only can she not make up her mind, but she seems totally unaware that she's putting a bad image across: drinking; smoking; having sex outside of wedlock (however common it is); marrying two men in just one year; giving the impression in her songs that women should be whores/subserviant to men.

"...overseas places, like Canada."
"Where is Australia, anyway?"
"Why would anybody want to go there anyway?" Further proof of her lack of intellect and her less-than-kind persona.

And her "act", aka, "strip show"... She's not getting much respect because she's stripping; singing repetitive, monotonous songs; and copying other artists; she's unoriginal.

Britney Spears... aka "Pop Tart," "Hickville Ho," "Bubblegum Bimbo," "Princess of Porn," the list goes on. Where has her "career" gone? She's just an attention seeker.

She might be "proud of her body", but there's a fine line between pride and exploitation.

britney spears by Lorelili September 2, 2005

britney spears 

easier to get into than mexico

britney spears didn't even need a passport to get into

britney spears by dahera April 13, 2008

britney spears 

A washed up has been whose biggest fan is chris crocker. Always got the Paparazzi on her back and should win worst mother of the year award

Chris Crocker said in his imfamous video Leave Britney spears alone! and was laughed at by the youtube community.

britney spears by Miss Juno Harris March 24, 2008

britney spears 

A person composed largely of plastic. A blonde bimbo who is famous for no apparant reason other than producing a shitty, pathetic excuse for music, "dressing" in almost nothing, flipping the bird to anybody for no apparant reason, getting implants and a nose job and lying about them, lying about herself in general, being a hypocrite, and being just about the biggest fraud yet.

For some infuriating reason, she' still in the spotlight and we still can't get her out of it. And even worse, children look up to her. She could not seem to make up her mind about the matter: "I only want to be a role model for my sister," or "I want to be a role model, someone everyone can relate to!"

Does she even know what a role model is? She's a feminist's (and anybody's) worst nightmare.

And the correct spelling of her name is supposed to be "Brittany".

"Just hit me baby one more time!"

Don't tempt us, Britney! Oi, I swear, this
tramp is really asking for it! C'mon people, just look at her! -She's a talentless, moronic slut! She can't sing and her "dancing" and whole "act" is practically a striptease! Why should anybody admire this freak, let alone children?!

britney spears by Lorelili March 3, 2005