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Blooming Onion 

Placing one's fist into another's rectum (also known as fisting) and then proceeding to fanning open the hand and fingers, creating a blooming onion-like appearance.
I gave Kirk a blooming onion after he passed out.
Blooming Onion by Taylor, B November 12, 2005

Night Blooming Jasmine

a tropical plant with a strong and sweet smell that only blooms at night
The Night Blooming Jasmine is so rare.

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion 

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.
Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

fag blooming 

when numerous guys start acting really gay all of the sudden. or acting more gay than before
omg whats up with all these guys being increasingly gay and creepy?! what is it like fag blooming season or something?
fag blooming by MIA69 November 22, 2011
tripping mad hard off of psylocibin mushrooms
I'm totally boomin man, perhaps too hard!!!!
boomin by earthwind firewater June 25, 2008
shortening of Bloomingdale's department store
I just tried on an $800 coat at Bloomie's and put it right back on the rack because I'm not crazy!
Bloomie's by Jane100000 October 16, 2005