The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.
GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
by On the gang August 25, 2019
I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.
by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018
by Daddy daddy bae November 26, 2018
by Mark2791 December 3, 2008
Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter
by Pussy slayer 690690 May 18, 2017
Go beat your meat!
by jjjjjccccwww January 30, 2023
An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.
Origin: Whittier, CA
Origin: Whittier, CA
by Memebooois May 17, 2022