It means anything you want it to mean. Another word for cool, sick, or rad. Also can be used as a substitute for a swear word when expressing anxiety or anger.
That was sooo freggin' bagel.
by vassia.69 October 5, 2009
by regan January 4, 2005
An elderly individual who annoys the general public by going through what is left of their life in a ridiculously slow fashion. Tasks at which a BAGEL is expert at annoying those around him/her include: driving too slow in the hammer lane, taking too long at the checkout line by counting pennies from a change purse, asking if coupons are still valid (when you are behind them in line and really have to take a monster dump).
Conversely, bagels are a constant source of good humor. This is especially the case when the BAGEL in question is confused about a mundane, day-to-day task, such as the attempted mastry of modern-day technical equipment, gas pumps, and the like. A supremely entertaining example of CONFUSED BAGEL usually involves cellular phones.
Conversely, bagels are a constant source of good humor. This is especially the case when the BAGEL in question is confused about a mundane, day-to-day task, such as the attempted mastry of modern-day technical equipment, gas pumps, and the like. A supremely entertaining example of CONFUSED BAGEL usually involves cellular phones.
by Birky 8.5 July 2, 2007
A jewish snack, people like the guy off fraiser eat them.
If you ask me it's just wierd.
Dilemma: Bagel with a bacon filling?
If you ask me it's just wierd.
Dilemma: Bagel with a bacon filling?
by THe Holy Nazi March 1, 2005
by queenoftheworld6811 April 23, 2010
by Frank Albert November 27, 2019
person #1: what r u eating ???
person #2: bagel
person #1: bro thats kinda offensive take that back before i steal your kneecaps
person #2: bagel
person #1: bro thats kinda offensive take that back before i steal your kneecaps
by dummyb April 20, 2020