Dude, i was down in florida last weekend and i saw this guy baconing so hard. He had ALL the ladies around him
by ElDiosDelTrueno September 22, 2010
by baconlover2010 February 3, 2010
1. Noun. Usually meat from the back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked; usually sliced thin and fried. Also associated with manliness.
2. Adjective. Used to describe something that is awesome, much in the same way as 'epic'.
2. Adjective. Used to describe something that is awesome, much in the same way as 'epic'.
by funnyjunk.com May 24, 2010
Past tense of the verb 'to bacon' which involves the application of raw bacon to a victim's household; often their front door and/or windows. Raw bacon should be soaked in syrup and forcefully applied to ensure prolonged adhesion.
Person 1: "I heard you had a quite a surprise this morning."
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"
by ColoradoIcculus December 8, 2009
Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again).
by Some guy March 8, 2004
To have ones skin burned in such a way to resemble bacon, or David Dickinson.
Similar to sun burn, but the man version, so incomprehensibly painful.
Sources of baconation include -
The sun
Sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery
Similar to sun burn, but the man version, so incomprehensibly painful.
Sources of baconation include -
The sun
Sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery
Despite putting tonnes of sun cream on, liberally at the beach in a vain effort to show of my GUNS... I got totally baconated, still I put on a good show. Worth it.
by bc0r August 22, 2014
by Acilitate January 16, 2018