order amnesia

A condition that afflicts restaurant patrons after they order their meals; the server brings the food to the table and nobody can remember what they ordered, staring blankly at the server as he calls out the name of the dish burning his hand.

Server: Wow, that table had a bad case of order amnesia, I think I called out, "steak fajitas for two", at least a dozen times!

by Rynoerik January 9, 2010

Drinker's Amnesia

The things you forget the morning after being really drunk.

John: 'Dude do you remember when you rang your ex last night?'

Harry: 'No!? Shit I have Drinker's Amnesia'

by Bees beautiful October 16, 2010

keypad amnesia

usually happen among touchscreen phone user,when they keep tapping the screen of non touchscreen phone without realize it's not a touchscreen phone and it has a real keypad

Took several seconds to realize she got keypad amnesia while borrowing my old Nokia 3230.

by fafatonk3kusruk August 22, 2013

Riff Amnesia

Riff Amnesia happens when you go into a musical instrument store to try out amps and guitars but once you get down to the actual playing of the guitar you loose all memory of the riffs you know and everyone within earshot thinks you suck.

Riff amnesia often makes the sufferer feel vastly inadequite to the guys who peel off ball tearing solos at the shop to show off.

"Man, I went to Dinny's to try out that new Les Paul Custom but got Riff Amnesia and couldn't play anything. The guy in the next room started playing Metallica solos to show off. I felt like a fool."

by The Riff Master April 7, 2009

love amnesia

when you can't remember ever loving someone as much as the person you are presently in a relationship with

"I know I must have been in love before, but I can't remember ever being this smitten..I must have love amnesia!"

by ml2531 December 15, 2009

relationship amnesia

forgetting that you are in a relationship and carrying on as if you were single

While dating someone for 2 years, Carrie occasionally had indiscretions and hooked up with random guys at bars. Guess you say she has relationship amnesia and forgot she had a boyfriend.

by Julie-n-Dave July 16, 2010

movie amnesia

Being unable to remember large parts of a movie due to making out with someone at the time.

I saw that film last week. I think it was good, but I've got pretty bad movie amnesia; I was kissing Sam for most of it!

by Corsair February 19, 2008