A Philosopher thats seen the way the world really is,

very reserved, a faithful boyfriend, and would do anything to make his lover happy.

Also resembles Rorschach, due to his view on things.

Loyal, Trustworthy, and an expert with women.

Self centered. But the healthy kind lol.

Hes cute, but he has BAD taste in women, hes been hurt a crap load of times.

too trusting of people.

usually roles with 2 main people in a crew.

can tell the difference between bullshit and the realist.

can be an ass, but only if provoked.

addicted to asian girls LOL.

really smart, but acts like a spazz :x

Can be weirdo at times, but all in all a great guy, loyal, loving, and sweet, and (like me) you will regret letting him go.
girl-my boyfriend is such an ass, i need help :(

other girl- girl you need an "Eli".
by asiancutiefoshoxp October 26, 2009
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an amazing guy. They have thick light brown hair and almost grey eyes, with a dot of blue in them that makes them look amazing and unnatural. They have a big nose and long eyelashes. They have a chipped front tooth from playing baseball. They're tall and lean, but still strong. They have long fingers, and a weirdly long tongue. They're simple and complex and untouchable and beautiful.
"Who is THAT?" gasped Brook.
"That's Eli." I smiled.
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The nicest person that someone could ever know and that everybody wants to have sex with.
man, she's a real Eli.
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Someone not uber, but totally sexy
omg htat guy is such an ely
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An amazing girl who is fun to be around and great at giving advice. She is always happy and being around her cheers you up. She is beautiful and has all the guys falling at her feet. She is outgoing but can be very shy, especially around guys she likes. Overall a happy, funny, silly, wonderful girl.
Person 1: I need help I don't know what to do.
Person 2: Just ask Elis.
Person 1: Why didn't I think of that?
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Eli short for Elijah, is one of the most amazing and extraordinarily special person that I have ever had the honor to meet, and I am glad and very extremely honored to be able to call him one of my best friends.
He's also very cute and is a bookworm, and we can't forget that he's also a nerd.
He can always tell when something's up and he will always try to cheer you up, most of the time it works too, even though he sucks at it, he still always has the power and a way of cheering you up even if you don't want to, just the kind of energy that he has is enough to make you crack a smile.
He also causes mixed feelings and extreme confusion and denial too as well, the kind of thoughts that are along the lines of I really really like like him, but I can't let him find that out at all! Because then he'll feel awkward around me and I don't want that, but I really really really like like him! What do I do?
Hey Sage, have you seen Eli?

Sage: Library
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A philosophical movement usually characterized by moments of deep inner solitude, silence and reflection.
Do not disturb, am in a moment of Eli.
by SundayTuesday February 6, 2010
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