Acute DSB Sickness is a medical illness that is caught by individuals who return to their former homes or places they have lived after they moved away. They are inflicted with a great sense of regret and disappointment, knowing that their new homes and areas in which they live, will never be as greats as where they once lived. The disease is marked by periods of sadness, coughing, wheezing, general dismay, hate, and stress. First known patient was L.H.
Man, I feel so stupid for moving away. Screw you Portland, you will never be as great as DC.
L: I feel sick.
C: where were you?
L: I went back to DC.
C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness
L: I feel sick.
C: where were you?
L: I went back to DC.
C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness
by danthegmgman May 10, 2010
The disorder of a small penis.
by LukesSoBeast March 7, 2011
I’ve been suffering from severe acute nocockin for over two weeks. If I don’t get laid soon I’m gonna snap.
by Red Reuter February 24, 2022
by Topped Brent February 6, 2021
A very serious illness affecting the internal organs. Its occurs when the host (often non-black) is housing a younger middle age soulful black woman. This said black woman often grows inside of the host affecting their music taste, vernacular, and often accompanied by loud outburst of soulful hearty singing without warning. This persist undetected until the untimely end of the incubation process (often in the month of February , during Kwanzaa, or sometime at soulful R&B concerts and occasionally at church services). resulting in the host being absorbed and taken over completely. Although not fatal, there is a largely notable increase in attitude, melatonin, and overall spice and sassiness once this process has run its course. ...Do your part to detect AIS as early as you can.
"Boy Samantha keeps breaking out in bellows of soulful song, i hope she doesn't have Acute Intra-sistaitis."
by MJM health journal December 28, 2012
"Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome" or "ACS" is a life-threatening & severe medical and psychological condition caused by one's pathological need of Fryderyk Chopin.
"Tytus Wojciechowski (1808-1879) passed away at the age of 71 because of Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome after not seeing his frycek for years."
by spring. January 14, 2023
A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 28, 2020