by VAKI5 May 7, 2005
A sexual ritual and/or implement of couples’ sex therapy involving a couple (who typically share a sexual bond), foreplay, laxatives, defecation, penetrative sex, and Yoo-hoo chocolate milk. The ritual begins with the penetrator, the designation assigned to the party which will deliver the penetration, consuming a laxative (this ritual is most successful when the penetrator consumes a large amount of food without defecating before the ritual is performed). The penetrator waits until he or she is ready to excrete feces (some may wait until they are on the verge of incontinence to gain explosive power in their defecation) before notifying the penetratee, the designation assigned to the party to be penetrated, that he or she is ready to proceed. The penetratee then opens a bottle of Yoo-hoo chocolate milk, inserting the bottleneck into the orifice designated for penetration; once the bottleneck is fully contained within this orifice, the penetratee squeezes the bottle, thoroughly coating the inner surfaces exposed by the orifice with chocolate milk. The penetratee then exclaims “Yoo-hoo.” The penetrator responds by defecating in the penetratee’s designated orifice and immediately initiating penetrative sex. The ritual is complete when one party vomits or reaches orgasm.
Etymology: the term was inspired by a Reddit discussion chain under r/AskReddit involving Yoo-hoo chocolate milk and feces.
Etymology: the term was inspired by a Reddit discussion chain under r/AskReddit involving Yoo-hoo chocolate milk and feces.
Ex. 1: “Hot yoo-hoos sure lubricate my innards well, but since after my fourth one, guys are telling me that my pussy doesn’t taste like pineapple anymore.”
Ex. 2: “That hot yoo-hoo gave me hepatitis.”
Ex. 3: “Whoever came up with the idea for a ‘hot yoo-hoo’ must be sick in the head.”
Ex. 2: “That hot yoo-hoo gave me hepatitis.”
Ex. 3: “Whoever came up with the idea for a ‘hot yoo-hoo’ must be sick in the head.”
by Poopoopeepeemcfarts August 25, 2022
According to the average of 100,000 likes per chapter and 9.8/10 rating, I Love Yoo is a popular Webtoon. It updates every Friday, courtesy of Quimchee. Quimchee also appears on ep. #66 of another popular Webtoon (My Dear Cold-Blooded King, episode 66 called "My Dear Villians 2 - Shenanigans," average likes per chapter 40,000, rating is 9.77/10).
"Holy shit did you even SEE the latest I Love Yoo?! That shit's iconic!"
James (Via text message): "I love Yoo, Carla."
Carla (Via text message): "Shut the fuck up James. Stop trying to be trendy; you're fucking everything up omigods."
James (Via text message): "I love Yoo, Carla."
Carla (Via text message): "Shut the fuck up James. Stop trying to be trendy; you're fucking everything up omigods."
by Arguably The MOST Questionable December 8, 2018
"HAHA, i totally just got a De Jjajj Yoo and remembered the time he brought sandwiches when there were already ribs and jambalaya"
by davidkimxD October 17, 2011
a strawberry yoohoo is a delicious variation of the also delicious chocolate yoohoo.
STRAWBERRY YOOHOO INGREDIENTS: water, high fructose corn syrup, whey (from milk) and less than 2% of: nonfat dry milk, natural and artificial flavors, sodium caseinate (from milk), corn syrup solids, calcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, palm oil, guar gum, xanthan gum, mono and diglycerides, salt, soy lecithin, sucralose, niacinamide (vitamin b3), vitamin a palmitate, riboflavin (vitamin b2), vitamin d3, red 40
CHOCOLATE YOOHOO INGREDIENTS: water, high fructose corn syrup, whey (from milk) and less than 2% of: cocoa (alkali process), nonfat dry milk, natural and artificial flavors, sodium caseinate (from milk), corn syrup solids, calcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, palm oil, guar gum, xanthan gum, mono and diglycerides, salt, spice, soy lecithin, niacinamide (vitamin b3), sucralose, vitamin a palmitate, riboflavin (vitamin b2), vitamin d3
it has nothing to do with anyone on their rag.
STRAWBERRY YOOHOO INGREDIENTS: water, high fructose corn syrup, whey (from milk) and less than 2% of: nonfat dry milk, natural and artificial flavors, sodium caseinate (from milk), corn syrup solids, calcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, palm oil, guar gum, xanthan gum, mono and diglycerides, salt, soy lecithin, sucralose, niacinamide (vitamin b3), vitamin a palmitate, riboflavin (vitamin b2), vitamin d3, red 40
CHOCOLATE YOOHOO INGREDIENTS: water, high fructose corn syrup, whey (from milk) and less than 2% of: cocoa (alkali process), nonfat dry milk, natural and artificial flavors, sodium caseinate (from milk), corn syrup solids, calcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, palm oil, guar gum, xanthan gum, mono and diglycerides, salt, spice, soy lecithin, niacinamide (vitamin b3), sucralose, vitamin a palmitate, riboflavin (vitamin b2), vitamin d3
it has nothing to do with anyone on their rag.
Example1: a quote from the popular web series Red vs. Blue
"No water? What do you guys drink?" -Doc
"I only drink the blood of my enemies and occasionally a Strawberry Yoo-hoo!" -Sarge
Example2: every day use
"Hold up, I wanna stop at the store and grab a couple strawberry yoo-hoos before we go back to your house. They're delicious!"
"No water? What do you guys drink?" -Doc
"I only drink the blood of my enemies and occasionally a Strawberry Yoo-hoo!" -Sarge
Example2: every day use
"Hold up, I wanna stop at the store and grab a couple strawberry yoo-hoos before we go back to your house. They're delicious!"
by $arge July 20, 2014
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